7+ Best One Liners Jokes For worth

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I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now, I'm worth a lot of dough – just not the bread kind.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money; he just stands there applauding me no matter what I do.

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