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What did the wooden leg say at the comedy club? 'I've got a few good 'knock-knock' jokes!
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I knew a guy with a wooden leg who tried to be a magician. He always nailed the disappearing act!
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Why did the pirate get a wooden leg? Because he wanted to 'arrrrr-dorn' it with style!
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I bought a wooden leg online, but it came with no instructions. Now I'm stumped on how to assemble it!
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Have you heard about the wooden leg that's also a chef? It's great at 'kneading' dough!
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I used to have a wooden leg, but I upgraded to a new one. Now I'm leg-endary!
The Lumberjack's Dilemma
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You ever notice how having a wooden leg is like being a lumberjack with commitment issues? One day you're chopping down trees, and the next day you're hopping away from them.
Bootlegged Fashion
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I asked my friend if having a wooden leg affected his fashion choices. He said, Not really, but I do have a special place in my heart for pirate boots – and legs.
Board Meeting Woes
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Imagine having a wooden leg and trying to sneak into a board meeting. It's like playing a game of Operation, but instead of a buzzing sound, you get awkward glances from your coworkers.
Tree Hugger's Nightmare
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I knew a guy with a wooden leg who loved nature so much he hugged a tree. That tree must've been pine, because now he's a walking forest.
Stumped at the Doctor's Office
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I went with my friend to the doctor, and the nurse asked him, Do you have any allergies or pre-existing conditions? He replied, Yeah, I'm allergic to termites, and I've got a pre-existing condition called 'too much time around chainsaws.'
Dance Floor Timber
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I saw a guy with a wooden leg trying to dance at a club. It looked like he was auditioning for a role in The Nutcracker. I didn't know if I should offer him a partner or a saw.
The Limbo Limb
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My friend with a wooden leg loves playing limbo. He said, It's the one time having a lower bar is actually an advantage!
Pirate vs. Lumberjack
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I met a pirate with a wooden leg and a lumberjack with a wooden leg in a bar. They started arguing about who had the better reason for needing a wooden leg. I suggested they have a peg-leg wrestling match – winner gets a discount at the hardware store.
Wooden Leg Confessions
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I overheard a guy with a wooden leg talking to his therapist. He said, Doc, every time I walk into a room, it's like I'm the elephant in the room, but with more creaking.
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