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The Wooden Leg Salesman
Trying to sell a wooden leg in a world obsessed with high-tech prosthetics.
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He's advertising it as eco-friendly. You know, because it's made of renewable resources. He calls it the "green" prosthetic. I told him it's not green; it's more like mahogany.
The Wooden Leg Detective
Solving crimes in a world where criminals underestimate the investigative powers of a wooden leg.
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My colleagues don't take me seriously with my wooden leg. They're like, "Detective Peg-Leg is on the case." But when I solve the crime, they're all like, "Maybe we should get wooden legs too. They're like built-in lie detectors!
The Wooden Leg Stand-Up Comedian
Dealing with hecklers who think having a wooden leg is an easy target for jokes.
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I had a heckler say, "You must save a lot on socks." I replied, "And you must save a lot on original comebacks. Seriously, is that the best you've got?" Wooden leg or not, I've got a leg up on these hecklers.
The Wooden Leg Model
Dealing with the unrealistic beauty standards of prosthetic limbs.
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I tried to dress up my wooden leg with a little bowtie. It looked at me and said, "I'm not a fashion accessory; I'm a support system!" I guess it wasn't a fan of the 'bow-tie' trend.
The Wooden Leg Dancer
Navigating the challenges of being a wooden leg dancer in a world that expects flawless moves.
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I got a dance partner, and I told her, "You have to be careful; I've got a wooden leg." She said, "No worries, I've danced with worse." I didn't ask for details; I just hoped she meant people with two left feet.
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