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I told Wilson I could make a belt out of spaghetti. He laughed and said, 'You're pasta point of no return!
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I asked Wilson if he could lend me his calendar. He said, 'Sorry, I can't give you my dates – they're too personal!
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I asked Wilson if he wanted to hear a joke about construction. He said, 'Sure, I'm building up to something!
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Why did Wilson bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Wilson tried to be a baker, but every time he kneaded the dough, it got a little flat. Now he's just loafing around!
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Wilson tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. Now he just has too much time on his hands!
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Wilson wanted to become a gardener, but he couldn't find the right roots for success. Now he's stuck in a weedy situation!
Wilson's Dating Advice
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Wilson gave me some dating advice. He said, To impress someone, just be like me – mysterious and hard to get. I tried it, and now I'm so mysterious that even my date doesn't know if I'm coming or going.
Wilson's Invisible Art Gallery
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Wilson's into art, apparently. He invited me to his art gallery. I was excited until I got there and realized it was invisible art. He said, It's the thought that counts. I thought, I'd rather see the art, Wilson!
The Enigma of Wilson's Birthday
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It was Wilson's birthday, and I got him a gift. When I asked if he liked it, he said, Oh, you shouldn't have! I thought, I didn't, Wilson. That's the mystery of your present – it doesn't exist!
The Wilson Time Machine
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Wilson claims he has a time machine. I asked him to prove it, and he said, I already did. I went to the future and brought back tomorrow's leftovers. Now I'm just waiting for the day-old pizza of destiny.
Wilson: The Ghost of Social Media
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Wilson is like a ghost on social media. You never see his posts, but he's always haunting your friend list. I asked him why he's so elusive online, and he said, I prefer to keep my profile picture a mystery. Adds a touch of suspense to your newsfeed.
Wilson's Stealth Mode
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Wilson thinks he's a master of stealth. He told me he once played hide and seek with a chameleon – and won! I said, Wilson, that's not winning; that's making a new friend who blends in.
The Mysterious Case of Wilson
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You know, I've got this friend named Wilson. Sounds like a cool guy, right? Well, turns out he's so mysterious that even Google can't find him. I tried searching for him, and all I got was a volleyball from a deserted island!
Wilson's DIY Invisibility Cloak
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So Wilson tried making his own invisibility cloak. I asked him how it went, and he said, Well, I can't find it now, so I guess it worked! I just hope he didn't accidentally walk into a bank while testing it.
Wilson's Invisible Playlist
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Wilson loves music, but he has this weird playlist. I asked him to share it, and he said, It's invisible music – you have to feel the beats in your soul. I'm still trying to dance to the sound of silence.
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