7 Jokes For Wilson

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Updated on: Jul 31 2025

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Wilson started a band with only appliances. It was electric!
I asked my friend Wilson if he wanted to hear a construction joke. He said, 'Nail it!
I told Wilson I could make a belt out of watches. He was skeptical, but I told him it's a waist of time!
I asked Wilson if he could lend me his bookmark. He looked surprised and said, 'You really think a book would hold me? I'm more of a novel guy!
Wilson tried to become a stand-up comedian, but he always ended up sitting down. He said it was a chair-itable decision!
I asked Wilson if he believed in love at first sight. He said, 'No, but I'm willing to be persuaded by a second look!
Wilson tried to be a chef, but every time he made a joke, it was a little half-baked. Now he's just cooking up puns!

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