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What do you call the President's favorite pasta dish? Executive Penne-cil Alfredo!
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What did the salad say to the President? ‘Lettuce meet again at the next state dinner!’
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What's the President's favorite dance at the White House dinner? The filibuster! It goes on and on.
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Why did the president bring a ladder to the White House dinner? He heard the food was out of reach!
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Why did the White House kitchen install a mirror on the ceiling? So the potatoes could see their mash-ters!
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I heard they serve a special dish at the White House dinner called 'Executive Cheesecake.' It's a real power dessert!
Dress Code Dilemma
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I spent hours picking out the perfect outfit for the White House dinner. You know it's fancy when the dress code is more complicated than my relationship status. I asked the bouncer at the entrance, Is 'business casual' political for 'I tried, but not too hard'?
The Buffet Power Struggle
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At the White House dinner, the buffet was like a battlefield. People were strategically positioning themselves between the shrimp cocktail and the mini quiches like it was a game of political chess. I thought, If diplomacy fails, at least I can conquer the crab legs.
Goodie Bag Grumbles
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They gave us goodie bags at the White House dinner, and I thought, Finally, my tax dollars at work! But when I opened it, all I got was a stress ball shaped like the national debt and a pen that only writes in political doublespeak. I guess it's true what they say – you can't put a price on democracy, but you can put it on a tote bag.
White House Dinner Drama
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So, I got invited to a White House dinner, and let me tell you, the only walls I saw were the ones between the guests and the politicians pretending to like each other. It's like, Welcome to the Dysfunction Junction – where diplomacy and indigestion go hand in hand!
Political Small Talk Survival Guide
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Talking to politicians at the White House dinner is like trying to explain TikTok to your grandparents – awkward and you're not really sure if anyone understands what's going on. I just nodded and smiled like I was agreeing to world peace, but I was really just trying to figure out if the dessert was chocolate or not.
Presidential Picky Eaters
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You know the White House dinner had some fancy stuff when even the appetizers have security clearances. I asked the waiter, Is the caviar free-range? I mean, I don't want to eat anything that didn't live a life of luxury.
VIP Restroom Riddles
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I tried to use the restroom at the White House, and it was like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. There were more security measures in there than at the entrance. I half-expected a voice to say, Access denied – you must answer these political trivia questions to proceed.
Secret Service Side Eye
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I've never felt more judged than when the Secret Service gave me the side-eye for taking an extra mint from the bowl. I mean, come on, it's not like I'm trying to steal state secrets; I just want fresh breath for this political small talk!
The Diplomacy Dance Floor
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They had a dance floor at the White House dinner, and let me tell you, seeing politicians attempt the Electric Slide is like watching a herd of giraffes try to salsa – a lot of long necks and awkward moves. I wanted to join in, but I was afraid my dance moves might cause an international incident.
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