5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes white house dinner Jokes

Trying to impress the VIPs with a fancy menu.

You know you're at a fancy White House dinner when the salad has more security than the President.

Trying to make the President sound funny without causing an international incident.

My job is to make the President seem approachable. At the White House dinner, I'm basically a verbal Photoshop expert.

Serving the most powerful people in the world without tripping over one's own feet.

If you're ever a waiter at the White House dinner, remember: the dessert is served with extra security, but the coffee is always declassified.

Balancing humor that won't offend anyone, especially the ones with the launch codes.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but at the White House dinner, they prefer it in small, non-controversial doses – like political aspirin.

Keeping a straight face while guarding, even when the jokes get too good.

Secret Service tip: If you ever spill something at the White House dinner, just let it slide. It's not a stain; it's a classified spill.

5 White House Dinner Jokes