5 White House Dinner Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 08 2025

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I asked the waiter at the White House dinner if the soup was vegetarian. He said, 'No, it’s water with a carrot floating in it.
I went to the White House dinner and asked if they had a vegetarian option. They said, 'Sure, the salad is just decorative.
I was invited to the White House dinner, but I couldn't make it. They said it was a black-tie event, and I only own polka dots.
What's the President's favorite salad dressing? Foreign policy!
What's the President's favorite dessert? Im-peach cobbler!

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