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Money has this magical power. You give it to someone, and suddenly they become a financial wizard. "Oh, I'm gonna invest this wisely," they say, as if their financial strategy is on par with Warren Buffett.
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When you give people money, it's like you've granted them access to the VIP section of your life. They suddenly have backstage passes to your financial drama, and you're just hoping they don't demand an encore.
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a risky investment is lending money to a friend. Forget the stock market; I'm putting all my chips on Dave paying me back for dinner last week.
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When you give someone money, it's like you've handed them a golden ticket to ghosting school. They disappear faster than Houdini, and you're left wondering if you just financed their vanishing act.
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Have you ever lent money to a friend and then the next day they avoid you like you're the IRS? I'm not a debt collector; I just want to know if you enjoyed that fancy coffee I funded for you.
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Ever notice how lending money turns you into a walking ATM? People spot you from across the street, and it's like they've found the golden ticket to solve all their financial problems.
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You ever notice when you give people money, suddenly they become the most trustworthy individuals on the planet? It's like I handed them a wad of cash, and now they're my personal financial advisor. "Invest in stocks," they say. I can barely invest in a decent lunch!
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It's interesting how lending money turns you into a detective. You're not just handing out cash; you're investigating their spending habits. "Wait a minute, weren't you broke yesterday? How did you afford concert tickets?
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Giving money to a friend is like playing financial roulette. You're spinning the wheel, hoping it lands on "I'll pay you back." But sometimes it feels more like "Sorry, the house always wins.
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