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I wanted to be a chef, but I couldn't make the cut. When one recipe closes, another one stirs things up!
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I used to be a locksmith, but I had to quit. When one door closes, another one locks!
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I tried to become a baker, but it didn't work out. When one dough closes, another one rises!
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I applied for a job at the bakery, but they said I kneaded more experience. When one door closes, just roll with it!
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I tried to become a comedian, but people kept telling me to close the door on my way out. When one joke closes, another punchline awaits!
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I invested in a door company, but they went bankrupt. When one business closes, you lose the key to success!
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I wanted to be a tailor, but I couldn't measure up. When one seam closes, another one unravels!
When One Door Closes
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You know, they say when one door closes, another one opens. Well, I tried that, and now my house is just full of doors. I've got more doors than a haunted mansion. Every time I try to leave a room, it's like a game of Door-roulette. Will I end up in the kitchen, the bathroom, or the broom closet? It's like my own personal version of 'Let's Make a Deal' every time I walk around the house.
Doors Gone Social
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I've decided to start a social media campaign for doors. I created a hashtag, #DoorGoals, and encourage people to share pictures of their favorite doors. My Instagram is now flooded with door pics from around the world. Who knew doors could be influencers? My front door has more followers than I do. It's a real knockout on the internet.
Door Therapy
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I started taking my doors to therapy. It turns out they have some deep-seated issues. My bedroom door feels neglected because I never use it during the day, and the closet door is convinced it's just a portal to Narnia. The therapist suggested a family bonding session, so now I spend my weekends having heart-to-heart talks with my doors.
Doorbell Blues
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I installed a doorbell on every door in my house. Now, it's like living in a musical. When someone visits, it's a doorbell symphony. Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong! I'm just waiting for someone to compose a hit single using the eclectic doorbell tunes of my home. Maybe I'll call it The Ballad of the Closing Doors.
Locked Out of Love
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So, I recently got dumped, and my ex said, When one door closes, another one opens. Great advice, right? Well, turns out, the only door that opened for me was the one to my fridge. Now, I'm in a committed relationship with pizza and ice cream. I guess the only love I'll be finding is at the bottom of an empty pint of Ben & Jerry's.
Doors Anonymous
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I joined a support group for people who have too many doors. It's called Doors Anonymous. We sit in a circle and share our door-related traumas. I once lost my car keys for three days because I accidentally hung them on a coat rack thinking it was the front door. Now, I've learned to distinguish between real doors and imposter doors.
Doors Gone Wild
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I've decided to embrace this whole when one door closes philosophy. So, I went to a hardware store and bought a bunch of doors. Now, my place looks like a maze. I call it the Doorlympics. Trying to find the bathroom is like participating in an extreme sport. I've had guests get lost for hours. It's like they entered the Twilight Zone, but with more knobs and hinges.
Door-drobe Malfunction
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I decided to turn my extra doors into furniture. Now, my wardrobe is a literal door-drobe. Getting dressed has become an adventure. Do I open the sock door or the underwear door? It's like playing dress-up in Narnia, but with fewer lions and more mismatched socks.
The Door Whisperer
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I've become the door whisperer. I stand in front of closed doors and try to communicate with them. I say, Come on, door, open up! Don't be shy. My neighbors must think I've lost it. But hey, I've had some success. My bedroom door now opens with a gentle coaxing, and the bathroom door responds well to compliments. Who knew doors were so emotionally complex?
When Windows Laugh
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I overheard my windows gossiping with each other. They were making fun of the doors, saying, When one door closes, it's probably because the windows told it a joke. I never thought my home had its own little drama series. Now, I'm just waiting for the day my walls start sharing their secrets.
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