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They say when one door closes, another one opens. But I've noticed it's usually the door to the refrigerator, and that's a sign that it's time to explore the uncharted territory of leftovers.
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You ever notice how when one door closes, it's usually the door to the bathroom, and you're standing there awkwardly hoping someone on the other side realizes the importance of knocking? Yeah, life's way of testing your multitasking skills.
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They say when one door closes, another one opens. That's true, especially if you live in a drafty old house where the doors never quite shut properly. It's like Mother Nature's way of saying, "Enjoy the breeze, my friend.
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When one door closes, another one opens – it's like the universe's way of saying, "Surprise, there's more drama behind door number two!" It's like a cosmic game show, and the grand prize is just more unexpected challenges.
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They say when one door closes, another one opens. Well, sometimes it feels more like a revolving door, and I'm just stuck in the entrance, unsure whether I'm making progress or trapped in an eternal game of hide-and-seek with destiny.
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You know, they say when one door closes, another one opens. But have you ever been stuck in a revolving door? That's when life is just giving you mixed signals, like, "Make up your mind, universe! Am I coming or going?
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When one door closes, another one opens – it's like the universe is playing hide-and-seek with opportunities. But sometimes, I feel like I'm the one hiding, hoping life doesn't find me until I'm ready for the next round.
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You ever notice when one door closes, your cat is on the wrong side of it? It's like they're secretly testing your doorman skills, making you their own personal bouncer.
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When one door closes, another one opens – it's like the universe is running a continuous loop of motivational posters. But if it's a glass door, be careful; sometimes what opens is your forehead meeting clarity at an unexpected speed.
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