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You ever notice how mysterious closed doors can be? I mean, there's a certain level of curiosity that kicks in when you encounter a closed door. What's behind it? What secrets are they hiding? It's like they're the gatekeepers to the unknown. I tried asking a closed door once, "Hey, what's going on back there?" But all I got was silence. Rude, right? I think doors should come with a little peephole for us to satisfy our curiosity without fully committing to opening them. Like a "preview" button for reality.
And don't get me started on those doors that are intentionally misleading. You turn the handle, and it's locked! It's like the door is saying, "Oh, you thought you could just waltz in here? Think again." It's like they enjoy messing with our heads.
So, when one door closes, just remember, it's probably backstage preparing for its grand entrance or maybe taking a nap. Who knows?
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You know, they say when one door closes, another one opens. Well, let me tell you, I've been standing in the hallway for hours, and these doors are playing hard to get. It's like they're auditioning for some dramatic reality show. I had a door close on me the other day, and I thought, "Great, opportunity knocking!" But no, it was just the wind. I need doors that communicate better. Maybe ones that come with a user manual – "Chapter 1: Opening and Closing 101."
And what's with those automatic doors that pretend to be intuitive? They see you coming, you do the little dance, and just when you think you've established a connection, they slam shut on you. It's like getting rejected on a date, but in public and with an audience.
So, next time someone tells me, "When one door closes," I'll be like, "Yeah, and then I got trapped in the vestibule because the other one didn't get the memo.
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You know, they say when one door closes, another one opens. Well, sometimes, it feels like the universe is on a slamming spree. It's like, "Oh, you wanted that job? Slam! You thought you found true love? Slam! You were just excited about your pizza delivery? Slam!" I'm starting to think the universe is the ultimate bouncer, deciding who gets into the VIP club of success and who gets stuck in the line of disappointment. And let me tell you, that bouncer is pickier than my grandma choosing vegetables at the grocery store.
But hey, maybe rejection is just the universe's way of saying, "I have something better for you." I mean, I hope so because right now it feels more like the universe is playing a cosmic game of hide-and-seek, and I'm always "it."
So, when one door closes, just remember, you're not alone in the rejection club. We should get jackets or something – "Rejected Anonymous.
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I've come to the conclusion that doors are in on some grand conspiracy. I mean, think about it. They close on us all the time, and we're left standing there wondering, "What did I do to you, door? What's your problem?" I bet there's a secret door society, and they have meetings where they discuss which one of them gets to ruin our day next. They probably have a leaderboard – "Most Unexpected Slam," "Loudest Creak," and "Best Timing to Crush Someone's Spirit."
And don't even get me started on revolving doors. Those things are the worst. They're like the door version of a never-ending carousel ride. I always feel like I'm in some bizarre dance with the door, trying to time my moves just right. It's like a game of door roulette, and I'm never sure if I'll make it out unscathed.
So, when one door closes, just remember, it's not personal. It's just the door conspiracy at work. Stay vigilant, my friends!
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