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Let's get philosophical for a moment. You ever wonder what goes through people's minds when they make decisions? I mean, have you seen the stuff people buy? I saw a guy the other day purchasing a do-it-yourself rocket kit, and I'm thinking, "What goes through your mind to decide that's a good idea?" Audience chuckles
And let's not even start on decisions we make at 3 AM. You're scrolling through the internet, suddenly thinking, "Yeah, I definitely need a life-sized garden gnome." What goes through our minds in those moments of late-night delirium?
Audience laughter
But seriously, our minds are fascinating. You can start thinking about going to bed early, and suddenly you're contemplating the existence of the universe. It's like our brains have a GPS that says, "Turn left for existential crisis."
Audience erupts in laughter
And then there are those moments when you're in a meeting, and you're nodding like you understand everything, but inside you're just thinking, "What goes?" It's the ultimate disguise for confusion. You're nodding, but your mind's on a tropical island sipping coconut water.
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Let's talk about the fridge, folks. That magical box where food goes to either chill or morph into a science project, right? But seriously, have you ever opened your fridge and thought, "What goes in here?" I mean, what is this hierarchy of the fridge items? Audience nods in agreement
You've got the leftovers in the back, staring at you like, "When's our time gonna come?" And then you've got those mystery containers that could either be last night's spaghetti or a science experiment your roommate forgot about three months ago.
Audience laughter
But the real question is, why does the fridge have zones? The top shelf, that's like the VIP section for the essentials. Then you've got the bottom shelf, where the forgotten veggies go to hibernate until they turn into compost. And don't get me started on the door. That's like the Bermuda Triangle of condiments. Who needs five different types of mustard? What goes?
Audience chuckles
But despite the chaos, there's always that one item that never moves. That one thing that defies all laws of consumption. It's like a relic from ancient times, staring at you every day, saying, "I dare you to eat me."
Audience erupts in laughter
I've learned one thing about my fridge: it's not just about what goes in there, it's about what goes missing and mysteriously reappears as a science experiment later on!
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You ever have those moments where you're just standing there, staring into the void, and suddenly you think, "What goes?" I mean, what really goes? It's such a simple phrase, yet it's a mystery wrapped in an enigma. It's like the "Hello" of confusion, right? You can use it for anything! Audience chuckles
I tried it the other day at a restaurant. The waiter comes up, hands me the menu, and I'm looking at it like, "What goes?" And he's just staring at me like, "What do you mean what goes? Everything goes, it's a menu!" But seriously, why do we use it? It's the ultimate question mark. You can ask it about life, relationships, even your breakfast choice! "Cereal or toast? What goes?"
Audience laughter
And then you try to explain it to someone who doesn't get it. You're like, "It's not 'what's going on,' it's not 'what's up,' it's not even 'what's cooking.' It's just 'what goes.'" And they're like, "What?"
Audience erupts in laughter
But seriously, next time you're in a confusing situation, just drop a casual "What goes?" and watch the magic happen. It's like the secret password to enter the realm of confusion.
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Let's talk relationships, folks. You ever have those moments where you're in a conversation, and suddenly it takes a turn, and you're like, "What goes in this relationship?" It's like trying to navigate a maze blindfolded, right? Audience nods in agreement
You're nodding along, having a great time, and then they drop a bombshell like, "I don't like pizza," and you're thinking, "What goes with not liking pizza?"
Audience chuckles
But seriously, relationships are full of those "what goes" moments. You start off thinking it's all sunshine and rainbows, and then you're arguing about whose turn it is to take out the trash. What goes from romantic dates to trash debates?
Audience laughter
And let's not even get started on the silent treatment. You're sitting there, both pretending everything's fine, but inside you're just screaming, "What goes?!" It's like a silent movie, but instead of black and white, it's just awkwardness and confusion.
Audience erupts in laughter
But hey, that's the beauty of relationships. It's not about figuring out what goes; it's about embracing the chaos and enjoying the ride, even if it involves disagreements about pizza toppings or who left the toilet seat up.
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