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You ever wonder what you call a group of cats? I mean, we have specific names for packs of wolves, flocks of birds, and even a murder of crows. But cats? It's like they're too cool to have a collective noun. Maybe we should call them a "conspiracy" because you know they're plotting something in those late-night cat meetings. And have you noticed that when you try to gather a group of cats, it's like herding invisible sheep? You're standing there with a can of cat food, shaking it like it's the feline dinner bell, and they just stare at you like, "We'll eat when we're good and ready. Don't rush us, human." It's like running a covert operation just to get them in one place.
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So, what do you call a group of millennials? A squad? A tribe? No, no, no... it's a "selfie." Picture this: you walk into a coffee shop, and there they are, huddled together, each holding a phone at the perfect angle. You'd think they're planning the next great Instagram post, but no, they're just deciding on brunch. And good luck getting their attention when they're all plugged into their own little virtual worlds. You practically have to send a group text just to communicate with the person sitting next to you. "Hey, Sarah, the Wi-Fi password changed. Pass it on." It's like being in the same room, but existing in parallel universes.
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Let's talk about in-laws. What do you call a group of in-laws? A "conspiracy"? Maybe a "judgment"? Seriously, when they all get together, it's like the United Nations of unsolicited advice. You walk into the family gathering, and suddenly everyone's an expert on your life. And don't get me started on holiday dinners. It's a delicate balance of dodging personal questions, smiling through passive-aggressive comments, and trying not to spill the family secrets that are whispered at the dessert table. I swear, there should be an Olympic event for surviving family gatherings.
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Finally, what do you call a group of politicians? A "promise" perhaps? I mean, you gather them in one room, and it's like a competition of who can promise the moon and stars first. It's almost impressive how creative they can get with words while saying absolutely nothing. And have you noticed that when politicians are in a group, they're like a flock of seagulls fighting over a French fry? Microphones become their weapons, and the debate stage is their battleground. It's like a political royal rumble, and the only thing that's guaranteed is a surplus of empty promises and well-rehearsed smiles.
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