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What do you call a group of outgoing light bulbs? A bright idea brigade!
What do you call a group of conspiracy theorists?
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So, what do you call a group of conspiracy theorists? A cover-up cabal or a paranoia party? They're the only group that has more secret handshakes than actual facts. And their meetings are probably held in an underground bunker guarded by aliens.
What do you call a group of stand-up comedians?
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What do you call a group of stand-up comedians? A punchline posse or a giggle gang? Our meetings involve a lot of laughter and a serious lack of emotional stability. It's like group therapy, but with more heckling.
What do you call a group of cats?
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So, what do you call a group of cats? A conspiracy? An inconvenience? No, no, it's obviously a judgment of cats. Because you know they're just sitting there, silently judging you, thinking, Why did you open that can of tuna? Are you trying to poison us?
What do you call a group of New Year's resolutions?
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And finally, what do you call a group of New Year's resolutions? A wishful thinking assembly or a broken promise parade? They come into your life with such enthusiasm, and by February, they're sitting in the corner, eating ice cream, wondering where it all went wrong.
What do you call a group of introverts?
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What do you call a group of introverts? Well, you probably wouldn't call them at all. But if you must, maybe it's a solitude squad or a hermit huddle. Their motto: Why socialize when you can Netflix and avoid human contact?
What do you call a group of zombies?
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So, what do you call a group of zombies? I'm thinking a stumble of zombies or a moan and groan gang. You know, they're the only group that's truly dead tired, yet they still manage to chase you at a leisurely pace. It's like, C'mon, pick up the undead pace!
What do you call a group of tech support agents?
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What do you call a group of tech support agents? Perhaps a keyboard collective or a trouble-shooting tribe. They've mastered the art of making you feel like an IT caveman. Did you try turning it off and on again? Yes, I did. I also tried sacrificing a USB cable to the tech gods. Didn't work.
What do you call a group of procrastinators?
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What do you call a group of procrastinators? Well, we'd come up with a name, but we're putting it off until tomorrow. Maybe a delay dozen or a postpone party. We were going to have a meeting, but we'll schedule that for the next century.
What do you call a group of clowns?
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What do you call a group of clowns? A giggle gang? A silly posse? I bet they have their own clown carpool lane. And you know, they say laughter is the best medicine, but I'm pretty sure my prescription doesn't include red noses and oversized shoes.
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