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You know, I've been pondering life's important questions lately. Like, "What do you call a snowman in the summer?" I mean, do they even have a name for that? Frosty the puddle? I imagine snowmen in the summer just melting away, having a mid-life crisis. "I used to be a solid 10, and now I'm just a wet spot on the pavement.
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Technology is advancing so fast; I can't keep up. The other day, I asked my friend, "What do you call a computer that sings?" I was expecting some high-tech name like "audio processing unit," but he goes, "A Dell!" I guess it's a dad joke in the tech world. I can just imagine the computer singing now, "Byte me baby one more time!
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You ever think about fish? I mean, they're just swimming around, minding their own business, and we're over here asking them existential questions. Like, "What do you call a fish with no eyes?" I mean, seriously, who comes up with this stuff? It's like we're giving marine life an eye exam. "Hey, Mr. Fish, can you read the bottom line? No? Guess what, you're now a blindfish!
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Let's talk about cheese. Cheese is great, but it's got its own set of rules. Like, "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?" Apparently, it's "nacho cheese." Now, I don't know about you, but if someone tried to take my nacho cheese, we're gonna have a real cheesy conflict. It's like, "Back off, that's my cheese, nachos!
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