10 Jokes For What Do U Call A

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Updated on: Aug 01 2025

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What do you call a movie that you watch over and over again? A "classic" or a sign that your life needs more excitement?
What do you call a meeting that could have been an email? A "productive discussion" or a test of your ability to feign interest?
What do you call someone who always parks in your favorite spot? A "neighbor" or a candidate for a passive-aggressive note?
What do you call a phone that's constantly running out of battery? A "communication device" or a modern-day game of Russian Roulette?
What do you call a friend who borrows your stuff and never returns it? A "buddy" or a silent partner in your personal lending library?
What do you call a person who says they'll be ready in five minutes? A "punctual friend" or a time traveler stuck in the wrong era?
What do you call a cat that refuses to come when you call it? "Independent" or "living by its own rules," or just a typical cat?
What do you call a person who leaves their shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot? A "lazy shopper" or a suburban obstacle course designer?
What do you call a sandwich that you make at 3 AM because you couldn't sleep? A "midnight snack" or a cry for help?
What do you call a person who only knows how to cook instant noodles? A "master of the culinary arts" or a college student?

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