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What do you call a pile of cats?
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A meowtain! I've got a meowtain in my living room right now, and it's purr-fect for climbing, scratching, and creating a general state of chaos.
What do you call a potato that tells jokes?
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A commedien-tater! It's the spud of the party, cracking jokes and making everyone else mash their laughter together. Just be careful – it might peel out some puns.
What do you call a cat magician?
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You call it a catastrophe. I mean, who knew felines had a flair for disappearing acts? My cat just pulled a rabbit out of the litter box the other day. I'm starting to suspect he's been attending Hogwarts on the sly.
What do you call a dog magician?
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A labracadabrador! Watch out for this one – he'll make your treats disappear and then magically reappear in his belly. Presto, beg-o!
What do you call a vegetable that can rap?
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Eminems, of course! I caught my broccoli spitting rhymes in the crisper drawer the other day. Turns out, it's got some serious beets.
What do you call a cow with a sense of humor?
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Laughing stock! My cow told me a joke the other day, but it was udderly ridiculous. I guess comedy really is a pasture time for them.
What do you call a group of musical whales?
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An orca-stra! Picture this: underwater symphony, whales with batons, and an octopus on the drums. They're making a splash in the music industry.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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An abdominal snowman! I'm over here struggling to get a summer body, and Frosty's out here rocking a winter six-pack. I guess he's been hitting the gym while we've been hitting the holiday cookies.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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Fsh. It's not a typo; it's a visually impaired fish. I asked him how he navigates the ocean, and he said, Well, I just follow my gut. It's all about intuition.
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