7 Jokes For Weird

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Updated on: Jan 16 2025

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's really uplifting!

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

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