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Aliens Observing Earth
Trying to make sense of human behavior
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I overheard humans saying, "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it." Well, I observed them at the salad bar for an hour. I guess seaweed doesn't count.
Inanimate Objects at a Lost and Found
Feeling abandoned and unappreciated
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Someone left their sense of humor in the lost and found. Seriously, it's been here for months. I've been trying out knock-knock jokes to cheer it up, but no response. Tough crowd.
Pets in a Pet Store
Wondering why humans get to choose their friends but they're stuck with whoever buys them.
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Humans talk about "breaking the ice" when meeting someone new. I'm in a cage surrounded by ice, and they just keep pointing at me, saying, "I want that one!" What happened to small talk?
The Last Slice of Pizza in the Box
The pressure of being the most desirable and the fear of being left behind
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I'm the last slice, and they're debating whether to save me for breakfast. Breakfast? I'm not a cereal. I have dignity, you know? It's like being friend-zoned by a pizza lover.
A Fly on the Wall in a Comedy Club
Observing humans laugh at things that aren't even that funny
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So, a comedian walks into a bar... and nobody laughs because they're too busy scrolling through their phones. It's tough being a fly with better observational skills than the humans.
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