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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. It's a travel website!
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I asked my computer to tell me a joke, and it said, 'You.' Well played, computer, well played.
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You ever notice how websites are like relationships? At first, they're all shiny and promising. You're like, Wow, this is gonna change my life! Then a few months in, you realize you're spending way too much time and money on them, and they're still not meeting your needs!
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Websites are like a buffet. You go in with an empty stomach, excited to indulge, but you end up spending hours there, feeling overwhelmed, and leaving with a headache.
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You know how they say a picture is worth a thousand words? Well, on some websites, a thousand words load faster than a single picture!
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Websites are like that friend who constantly changes their outfit but still can't decide what to wear. They're like, I've got a new look! and you're like, Yeah, but your functionality is still stuck in 2005!
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You ever visit a website and it's so slow to load that you start reevaluating your life choices? You're like, Maybe I should've taken up meditation while waiting for this page to open!
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Websites and toddlers have something in common – they both throw a fit if they don't get your attention. You close a tab, and suddenly, the website's like, But wait, there's more!
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Ever had a pop-up on a website that's so aggressive, you feel like you're in an online street market? Hey, buy this! No? How about now? Discount? Limited time only! It's like, calm down, website, I came here for information, not a carnival barker.
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You ever accidentally click on a website link, and suddenly, your screen's bombarded with ads? It's like you've walked into a digital ambush. Hey, you wanted this? How about that? And oh, we've got something you didn't know you needed! It's the online version of being aggressively upsold at a store.
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Some websites are so obsessed with collecting your data, it's like they're the paparazzi of the internet. Wait, before you leave, can I get your email, phone number, social security, and a strand of hair for our records?
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