5 Jokes About Websites

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 12 2024

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The Overly Attached Website

When the website just won't let go.
My website is so clingy, it's like a digital shadow. I log in from a different device, and it's there, staring at me, saying, "Missed me, didn't you? You can't escape our connection.

The Fitness Freak Website

When the website guilt-trips you for not being active enough online.
I signed up for a health newsletter, and now every morning, the website sends me a notification saying, "Time for your virtual jog!" I didn't realize my mouse clicks counted as steps.

The Old-Fashioned Website

When the website refuses to adapt to modern times.
This old website insisted on playing background music. I felt like I was browsing the internet in the '90s. I was waiting for the dial-up sound to kick in and complete the nostalgic experience.

The Conspiracy Theorist Website

When the website thinks every click is part of a government plot.
Conspiracy websites are like the gatekeepers of the internet. I clicked on a cat video, and the website was like, "You think this is about cute kittens? Wake up, sheeple! It's a distraction from the real issues.

The Clickbait Addict Website

When the website lures you in with promises that are too good to be true.
I fell for a clickbait article that said, "Celebrities Who Look Like Sandwiches." I clicked through 20 slides, and it was just pictures of celebrities eating sandwiches. Well played, clickbait, well played.

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