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You ever notice how when you're searching for something on websites, the search bar acts like it's on a coffee break? You type in "cute cat videos," and it's like, "Did you mean root canal procedures? No, search bar, I did not!
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Websites have this magical ability to make you forget what you were originally looking for. You go in for some quick information, and suddenly you're 17 pages deep in an article about the history of paperclips. Thanks, internet, for the unexpected journey into stationary lore.
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You know you're deep into internet procrastination when you find yourself watching tutorials on how to be more productive. It's like, "Thanks, YouTube, for teaching me how not to waste time while I'm actively wasting time.
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Websites are like that friend who never stops talking. You click on a page, and suddenly there's pop-ups, notifications, ads – it's like a virtual carnival barker shouting, "Step right up! Buy this useless product you never knew you needed!
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The internet has turned us all into accidental detectives. You start by checking your friend's vacation photos, and two hours later, you're knee-deep in their cousin's dog's Instagram. Sherlock Holmes would be proud of our investigative skills.
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I love how websites ask if you're a robot by making you solve those captcha puzzles. Like, I can barely prove I'm not a robot to my own microwave when it insists on blinking 12:00, but sure, let me decipher this pixelated mess for you, website.
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Ever notice how the loading icon on websites is like a digital hourglass? It's supposed to calm you down, but after five seconds, you start questioning your life choices. "Am I really that impatient, or is the internet just testing my sanity?
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Websites be like, "Please enter a secure password," and I'm sitting there thinking, "Well, if it's so secure, why don't you remember it for me, huh?" It's like hiring a bodyguard and then realizing you have to carry him around everywhere.
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Have you noticed that every website has a cookie policy now? It's like a virtual grandma offering you an endless supply of cyber cookies. "We use cookies to improve your experience." Well, maybe I'd enjoy the internet more if it had chocolate chips.
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