7 Jokes For Wear

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Aug 27 2024

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What did the belt say to the pants? 'I'll keep you in line!
Why did the glove go to the party alone? Because it wanted to find the perfect match!
What do you call a belt made out of dollar bills? A money waist!
Why did the pants break up with the belt? They just couldn't hold it together anymore!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a tailor, and I'm on pins and needles about it!
Why was the hat confident during the job interview? It had a good head on its shoulders!
What's a belt's favorite subject in school? Straponomics!

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