5 Jokes For Wear

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 27 2024

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Family Feuds Over Outfits

Disagreements among family members about appropriate attire
My sister once said, "You wear that shirt too often." I replied, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize it had an expiration date!

Workplace Wardrobe Woes

Dealing with office dress codes and fashion faux pas
I wore a Hawaiian shirt to work, and my colleague asked if I was celebrating something. Yeah, the fact that it's not Monday anymore!

Celebrity Wardrobe Wobbles

The pressure on celebrities to always be impeccably dressed
A famous actress said her favorite outfit was "confidence." Well, my favorite outfit is sweatpants and a promise to do laundry tomorrow.

Gendered Garb Gaffes

Stereotypical expectations about clothing based on gender
I'm tired of men's pockets being like mythical creatures—people say they exist, but I've never seen one that fits more than a half-eaten mint.

Fashionista's Fiasco

Trying to keep up with ever-evolving fashion trends
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day.

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