6 Jokes For Wear

One Liners

Updated on: Aug 27 2024

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What did the zipper say to the button? 'Zip it, we're in this together!

Why did the hat go to the party alone? It wanted to make a fashion statement!

Why don't clothes ever gossip? They prefer to keep things buttoned up!

Why did the socks go to the doctor? Because they had lost their sole!

Why was the scarf always running late? Because it was all wound up!

How does a sweater stay calm? It takes things one thread at a time!

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