6 Jokes About Wealth

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Updated on: Feb 25 2025

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I asked a wealthy friend for a loan. He told me, 'Sure, just sign on the dotted wine.

My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.

I told my friend he should invest in a boat. Now he's in deep water.

My financial advisor told me I should diversify. So, I bought a second lottery ticket.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me travel brochures.

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