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They say money can't buy happiness, but have you ever seen someone frown on a yacht? Exactly, neither have I.
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Being wealthy is like having a backstage pass to life. You get to skip the lines, but sometimes you find yourself wondering, "Do I really need VIP access to the grocery store?
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You know you're rich when your idea of roughing it in the wilderness is staying at a hotel without a spa.
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Wealth is when your pet has its own personal stylist. Meanwhile, my dog is lucky if he gets a bath once a month.
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Ever notice how the more money you have, the more obscure your hobbies become? "Oh, you collect vintage doorknobs? That's... unique.
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Wealth is when you upgrade from counting your steps on a fitness tracker to counting the number of zeros in your bank balance.
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You know you've made it in life when you buy a fancy blender and start thinking, "Wow, I can finally afford to turn my kale into a smoothie instead of just using it as a garnish on my plate.
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Wealth is when you start ordering avocado toast at brunch without calculating how many hours of work it costs you. The struggle is real.
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They say money talks, but all mine ever says is, "You spent how much on that latte?" Well, at least it keeps me grounded, financially and emotionally.
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