7 Jokes About Wasting Time

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Updated on: Feb 23 2025

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I asked my cat for advice on wasting time. It said, 'Just purr-suade yourself that you have plenty of it!
I tried to teach my dog how to waste time, but he just kept fetching it back. Guess he's more of a 'time retriever'!
I decided to take up a new hobby—watching paint dry. Turns out, it's a time-consuming art form!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. Guess I shouldn't have mentioned 'idle' time!
I'm so good at wasting time; I can do it in my sleep. Literally, I dream about it!
I tried to waste time, but it ended up wasting me instead. Time: 1, Me: 0.
I tried to make time fly, but it ended up with a delay. Now it's stuck at the airport!

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