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You ever notice how much time we spend looking for things we've misplaced? I spent half an hour searching for my phone the other day, only to realize I was talking to my mom on it the whole time. I guess I'm not only wasting time but also losing my mind.
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Have you ever scrolled through social media for so long that you forgot why you picked up your phone in the first place? I call it the "scroll amnesia." It's like, one minute I'm checking the weather, and the next, I'm watching a tutorial on how to peel a banana using only your feet.
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Let's talk about waiting rooms. They're like a time vacuum, especially at the doctor's office. You bring a book, and suddenly you're reading the same paragraph for the fifth time, thinking, "I could have performed surgery on myself with the time I've been waiting.
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Time management is like trying to fold a fitted sheet – everyone talks about it, but no one really knows how to do it. I've tried setting alarms, making to-do lists, but somehow, I always end up binge-watching cat videos instead of being productive. Time wasted, cats appreciated.
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Online shopping is a black hole for time. You start innocently looking for a pair of socks, and before you know it, you've bought a vintage typewriter, a life-sized cardboard cutout of a celebrity, and a subscription to a monthly pickling kit. Socks? What socks?
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Have you ever tried multitasking and ended up doing everything half-heartedly? I attempted to cook dinner while watching a documentary, and let's just say my kitchen turned into a crime scene. The only thing well-cooked was the plot twist in the show.
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Let's talk about the time we spend untangling earphones. It's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube without any colors. You start off optimistic, and by the end, you're just contemplating a life without music. Maybe it's a sign I should switch to AirPods.
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Ever get stuck in a group text that just won't end? It's like a never-ending story, and you can't put the book down because your friends keep texting. You think you're finally free, but then someone replies with an emoji, and you're back in for another chapter.
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They say time flies when you're having fun, but it also disappears when you're stuck in a boring meeting. I once had a meeting so dull; I'm pretty sure I aged backward. I left the room looking like a teenager, confused and slightly rebellious.
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