7 Jokes For Waste Of Time

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Updated on: Dec 19 2024

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I thought about investing in a time machine, but then realized it's just a pastime!
I thought about writing a book on wasting time, but who has the time to read it?
I wanted to buy a watch, but it would've been a waste of time – I already have a phone!
Why don't clocks ever win races? Because they always tick a second longer!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field of wasting time!
Why don't time travelers get invited to parties? Because they always show up too early or too late!
Why don't we ever trust time travelers? Because they always seem to be in the past or future, wasting time!

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