8+ Best One Liners Jokes For waste of time

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I attempted to save time in a bottle, but it spilled everywhere!

I asked the hour hand what it's doing. It said it's killing time, literally!

Why was the time management book a bestseller? Because everyone bought it, but nobody read it!

Why did the chef hate wasting time? Because he couldn't make thyme fly!

I told my computer I needed a break, and it gave me a Kit-Kat. Guess it understands wasting time!

I tried to organize my time, but it's like herding cats – it just slips away!

Why did the hourglass go to therapy? It had too much time on its hands!

I tried to teach my watch a lesson about time management, but it just went hands-off!

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