7 Jokes For Wash Your Hands

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Updated on: Jun 21 2024

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What did the bar of soap say to the faucet? Stop running away, I just want a high-five!
Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears... but more importantly, wash your hands!
I told my friend to stop singing in the bathroom. He said he just wanted to hit the high notes – with soap and water!
What did one sink say to the other? If you're not too busy, let's wash our hands together!
What's a germ's favorite dance move? The disinfectant shuffle – step, wash, rinse, repeat!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing... and it remembered to wash its hands first!
Why did the sponge go to school? To learn how to soak up knowledge – and remind everyone to wash hands!

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