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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea... but it definitely knows to wash its hooves!
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Why was the belt arrested? For holding up the pants without washing hands first!
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Why did the soap refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting caught in a lather!
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Why don't ghosts get sick? Because they have a 'ghoul' hand hygiene routine!
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts... or hands to wash!
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How did the cucumber feel in the salad? Cool as a cucumber, especially after a thorough hand wash!
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What do you get when you cross a bar of soap with a snowman? Frostbite prevention and really clean hands!
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Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open without washing its hands!
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My doctor told me that washing your hands is the best way to prevent illness. So now, I'm not just washing my hands; I'm giving them a spa treatment. Cucumber slices, relaxing music, the whole nine yards. I figure if I pamper my hands, they'll return the favor by keeping me healthy.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about buying fancy soap. I found this soap that claims to have magical moisturizing powers. I used it, and now I'm waiting for my hands to grant wishes. So far, all I've got is a genie who complains about dry skin.
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I don't trust people who don't wash their hands after using the restroom. It's like they're playing a game of bacterial roulette. I'm here scrubbing away, and they're out there living on the edge. I bet they're the same people who jaywalk and eat gas station sushi.
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I read that most people don't wash their hands properly. It's not a race, folks. You don't get extra points for speed washing. I'm starting a movement: Slow and Soapy. We're the folks who take our time in the restroom and come out with the cleanest hands in town.
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I'm convinced that the person who invented hand sanitizer was just too lazy to find a sink. I don't want to walk to the bathroom; let's just put some magic goo on our hands and call it a day. I mean, it's convenient, but I miss the drama of a good handwashing showdown.
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I saw a sign in the restroom that said, Employees must wash hands before returning to work. I'm thinking, why is this limited to just employees? Shouldn't it be everyone? I want the guy flipping my burger to have clean hands, but I also want the guy next to me at the urinal to have clean hands. We're all in this together, right?
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I'm not saying I'm a germaphobe, but I've turned handwashing into an Olympic sport. I time myself and compete against my own personal best. It's like, And he's at the sink, folks! Look at that lather technique. It's impeccable! Judges, what do we think? A perfect 10 for form!
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They say you should sing Happy Birthday twice while washing your hands to make sure you've done it long enough. Now, if I hear someone belting out Happy Birthday in a public restroom, I don't know if they're celebrating hygiene or if it's just their weird bathroom ritual. Either way, I'm clapping when they're done.
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You ever notice how people need a public service announcement to remind them to wash their hands? I mean, what's next? A reminder to blink? Hey, folks, don't forget to moisten those eyeballs!
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Washing your hands is the first line of defense against getting sick. I take it so seriously that I've developed a ninja-like technique for using paper towels to open bathroom doors. I call it Stealth Exit. If there were hand hygiene Olympics, I'd be a gold medalist.
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