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The Hardcore Warhammer Enthusiast
Dealing with newbies and casuals
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I tried introducing my friend to Warhammer, and he said, "Isn't that the game with little plastic soldiers?" I almost had a heart attack. These are not "little plastic soldiers"; they're meticulously crafted, hand-painted representations of the epic struggle between good and evil! Get it right, Dave!
The Budget Warhammer Player
Wanting the best without breaking the bank
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My friend showed me his massive Warhammer collection, and I said, "Wow, you must be rich!" He replied, "Nah, just in crippling debt. But at least my debt has a cool theme song.
The Miniature Painter
The frustration of perfecting tiny details
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My girlfriend asked why I spend more time painting tiny knights than I do on our relationship. I told her, "Sweetie, these knights never complain, and if they do, I just paint over their mouths!
The Casual Gamer
Trying to understand Warhammer jargon
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I joined a Warhammer game once and asked, "Can I be the hero?" They said, "Sure, if you can pronounce 'Aenarion the Defender of Ulthuan' correctly." I went with "Bob the Brave" instead.
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