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Why did the Warhammer player bring a pillow to the battlefield? For a 'soft' landing after a hard-fought victory!
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I told my Warhammer opponent a joke, but he didn't laugh. I guess my humor wasn't 'warrior' tested!
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Why did the Warhammer wizard bring a ladder to battle? For a little extra 'spell' height! 🧙♂️
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Why did the Warhammer warrior bring a pen to the battlefield? To draw blood, of course! 🩸✒️
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Why did the Warhammer general become a chef? He knew how to turn up the 'heat' in battle!
Confessions of a Warhammer Addict
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I told my friend I was addicted to Warhammer, and he said, Isn't that just a bunch of tiny soldiers? I said, No, it's an investment in my mental health. And also, have you seen the resale value of a painted Space Marine? Cha-ching!
Warhammer Workout
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I recently started a Warhammer fitness routine. It's simple: every time I lose a game, I do a push-up. Let's just say, I've never been in better shape. My miniature army might be weak, but my triceps are on point.
Warhammer Therapy
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I tried using Warhammer as a form of therapy. Now, instead of telling my troubles to a therapist, I pour my heart out to a tiny, emotionless metal figurine. At least it doesn't judge me - probably because it can't hear me.
Warhammer Weddings
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I told my fiancée we should have a Warhammer-themed wedding. She said, As long as I don't have to wear power armor. Fair enough. I guess a white dress is the traditional choice, not a suit of Terminator armor.
Warhammer Economics
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I spend so much money on Warhammer that I've started using it as my personal economic indicator. If I can afford the latest expansion, it's a bull market. If I can't, well, time to tighten the financial screws.
Warhammer Wisdom
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You ever notice how playing Warhammer is a lot like relationships? You spend hours strategizing, carefully planning your moves, only to have everything fall apart because someone forgot to take out the trash - I mean, destroy the enemy base.
Warhammer Dating Advice
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I asked my Warhammer figures for dating advice. They said, If you want a successful relationship, make sure your partner is painted with vibrant colors, has a strong base, and can withstand the occasional tabletop disaster. I think they're onto something.
Warhammer Wisdom for Real Life
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Warhammer has taught me valuable life lessons. Like, if you make a mistake, don't worry. Just paint over it and pretend it was all part of the plan. Works in relationships too, by the way.
The Art of War... Hammer
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Sun Tzu once said, All warfare is based on deception. Clearly, he never played Warhammer, where all warfare is based on rolling a six-sided die and hoping for the best. Deception is optional.
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