6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For vow

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I made a vow to never eat a clock. It's time-consuming and very time-consuming.

I took a vow to stop buying velcro. It's a total rip-off.

Why did the comma break up with the period? It felt too restrained by the constant pauses.

Why did the word 'vow' go to therapy? It had too many commitment issues.

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you're looking for a club and a spade.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever loved. She said, 'Of course, you're the only one I've ever vowed to tolerate.

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