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You know what's funny? We put so much emphasis on wedding vows, but no one ever prepares you for the daily vows you'll be making like, "I vow to let you have the last slice of pizza... sometimes.
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It's hilarious how we have this entire ceremony dedicated to vows, but when it comes to sticking to a diet, suddenly those vows to avoid carbs are as flimsy as a wet noodle.
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Have you ever noticed how couples spend months planning their wedding vows, but when it comes to deciding what's for dinner, suddenly indecisiveness sets in like it's an Olympic sport?
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It's fascinating how couples spend thousands on wedding preparations, yet when it's time to actually vow to love and cherish each other, they suddenly turn into bargain hunters looking for the best deal.
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Isn't it interesting that in movies, they always focus on the dramatic wedding vow moment, but they never show you the behind-the-scenes negotiations like, "Do I really have to promise to like your mom?
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Isn't it funny how people meticulously plan their wedding vows, but when it comes to their internet passwords, suddenly they're okay with "password123"? I mean, talk about priorities.
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Have you noticed how when someone is about to get married, everyone becomes a vow expert? "Oh, you should definitely promise to always fold the laundry!" Because, you know, that's the secret to eternal happiness.
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You know, it's funny how people treat wedding vows like a sacred oath, but when it comes to their New Year's resolutions, it's more like a suggestion they're willing to negotiate.
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I find it amusing how people get teary-eyed at wedding vows, but when they're at the gym, sweating on the treadmill, suddenly those vows of "I promise to exercise every day" seem to be on a very extended coffee break.
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