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What did the letter 'O' say to the letter 'A'? 'U are always surrounded by I and I!
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Why do vowels have a tough time keeping secrets? Because they're always in the middle of everything!
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Why did the pen and the eraser take vows together? They wanted to correct their mistakes and write a new story.
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Why did the letter 'V' break up with the letter 'O'? It wanted some space.
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What did the verb say to the noun at the wedding? 'I pronoun-ce you husband and wife!
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Why did the pencil take a vow of silence? It couldn't draw attention without making a point.
Vow Amendments
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Marriage vows should have an amendment process, like the Constitution. You know, to accommodate changing tastes and preferences. I promise to love, honor, and not roll my eyes when you say you're a 'foodie' and then order a burger with pineapple slices on top.
The Vow Paradox
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Marriage vows are like a magic spell; you say the words, and suddenly, poof! You're legally bound to someone who insists that leaving socks on the floor is a form of modern art.
Vow Mishaps
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Wedding vows are like the terms and conditions no one reads. It's all poetic until you hit that one clause that says, In sickness and in health, and suddenly your partner's sneezes sound like a foghorn and you're Googling, Can allergies be a deal-breaker?
The Vow
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You ever notice how marriage is like a game show? You stand at the altar, looking into each other's eyes, making promises that sound a lot like vows but really should come with a disclaimer: Terms and conditions apply. It's like, I vow to cherish, to love, and to Netflix and chill, unless the Wi-Fi is down, then all bets are off!
Tying the Knot
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Marriage is a lot like tying a shoelace - you think it's just a simple knot, but then it unravels, and suddenly you're tripping over your own expectations. And speaking of vows, I think I missed the memo where we all promised to become private detectives, because that's what happens when your partner says, I'll just be a minute and you find yourself watching an entire series on Netflix.
Vow Economics
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Marriage vows should really come with a syllabus and a study guide. It's like getting into a complex investment; you're all excited at the beginning until you realize that 'for richer or for poorer' doesn't include the budget for your partner's sudden craving for avocado toast every morning.
Vows for Survival
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You ever notice how wedding vows are just survival tips in disguise? It's like a crash course on how to navigate someone's quirks without losing your mind. I promise to share my fries, sure, until you steal one and suddenly it's a declaration of war!
Vow Versus Reality
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Marriage vows should come with a reality TV show so we can all watch and take notes. It's like we promise to love and cherish until your partner insists on reorganizing the kitchen cabinets alphabetically, and suddenly, the 'L' word starts to feel like 'Let me out!
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