5 Jokes For Veg

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Aug 04 2025

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I asked the chef if he could make me a salad. He told me to lettuce know.
I tried to make a vegetable joke, but it was corny.
I accidentally sprayed herbs on my cat. Now it's parsley covered.
Why did the cucumber feel left out? It couldn't find its dill-mate.
I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

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