7+ Best One Liners Jokes For veg

Sort By:

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth. Now when I talk, I have this weird aroma-taste.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.

I named my dog 'Five Miles' so I can say I walk five miles every day.

Topic of the day

Aug 04 2025

0
Total Topics

0
Added Today