5 Jokes For Veg

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 04 2025

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The Salad Enthusiast

Navigating the salad bar in a world of fast food
You know you're a salad enthusiast when your idea of a guilty pleasure is having extra avocado. I'm like, "I'm going wild tonight, folks!

The Vegetable Gardener

Battling with backyard critters over your precious veggies
My garden is so popular with the local wildlife that I'm considering charging admission. It's like the hottest club in town for rabbits and chipmunks. I'm just waiting for them to start requesting specific veggies on their VIP list.

The Veggie Rebel

Dealing with skeptical carnivores
People ask me, "But what about protein?" I tell them, "I get my protein the same way cows do—by munching on grass. Just kidding, I actually eat a lot of lentils, but the grass part sounded cooler.

The Vegan Detective

Solving the mystery of hidden animal products in everything
I bought a snack labeled "fruit medley," thinking it was safe. Turns out, it was a fruit medley with a side of gelatin. It's like they sneak animal products into everything, and I'm just here playing a never-ending game of vegan hide-and-seek.

The Reluctant Vegetarian

Trying to fit in at a BBQ with only veggies
I tried to make my veggie burger sound more exciting. I told my friends, "It's not just a patty; it's a plant-based party in my mouth!" They replied, "Well, we're having a meat fiesta over here.

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