6 Valentine Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 16 2024

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Why did the Valentine's Day card break up with the envelope? It couldn't find a stamp of approval!
Why did the Valentine's Day card get rejected? It had too many issues and wasn't ready for a commitment!
My girlfriend asked me if I could have a superhero power for a day, what would it be. I said, 'Teleportation, so I could be with you on Valentine's Day!
What did one cupcake say to the other on Valentine's Day? 'You're the icing on the cake of my heart!
Why did the computer take its date to the beach on Valentine's Day? Because it wanted to have a good byte!
Why did the Valentine's Day tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

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