4 Valentine Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 16 2024

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I recently tried online dating. They say love is just a click away, but I'm starting to think it's more like a maze with pop-up ads. I matched with someone who described themselves as "outdoorsy." I thought, "Great, we can go hiking!" Turns out, "outdoorsy" meant they liked to sit
Let's talk about Valentine's Day gifts. It's a tricky business. You want to get something thoughtful, but not too thoughtful that it seems like you're planning your wedding. I once got a gift that was so thoughtful; I thought I was being audited.
And don't get me started on those
You know, Valentine's Day is like that one friend who insists on giving you advice, but you end up regretting listening to them. My Valentine's Day was so romantic; I spent the evening with my true love - my Netflix account. We binge-watched a series together. Well, I watched, and
You ever notice how romantic movies set unrealistic standards for relationships? I watched this romantic movie where the guy learned her entire schedule and surprised her at the perfect moment. In real life, if you show up unannounced, you're more likely to get a restraining order than a romantic kiss.

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