bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
The struggle of finding a Valentine's Day card that perfectly captures your relationship is real. It's like, "Do I go for the one with dancing teddy bears or the one with a sunset and two swans? Decisions, decisions... and my relationship is more like a sitcom than a romance novel.
0
0
Valentine's Day cards are proof that we all secretly want to be poets but lack the rhyming skills. "Your love is like a rare flower, but I'm not good with metaphors, so let's just eat chocolate together.
0
0
Valentine's Day cards are like the diplomas of relationships. You exchange them, and suddenly you're certified in love. "Congratulations, you've completed the prerequisite course in romantic gestures. Please proceed to the next level: remembering anniversaries.
0
0
I think Valentine's Day cards should come with a GPS tracker. You spend all this time finding the perfect card, hand it over, and then wonder if it's sitting in a drawer somewhere or tossed in the recycling bin. "Did my heartfelt sentiments end up in the landfill? I need closure!
0
0
You know, Valentine's Day cards are like the Olympic gold medals of expressing emotions. I mean, if you can sum up your love in a 5x7 piece of paper, you're basically a romantic gymnast.
0
0
Have you ever noticed that picking out a Valentine's Day card is like trying to find a needle in a haystack? You're standing there in the aisle, surrounded by pink and red, reading cards that are either too cheesy or too formal. It's like a love-themed game of Goldilocks.
0
0
You ever read those Valentine's Day cards that are so overly romantic, they make Shakespeare look like he had commitment issues? I'm just waiting for a card that says, "You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the mac to my cheese, and the remote hogger during Netflix nights.
0
0
Valentine's Day cards are the only time we encourage people to be poets, even if they've never rhymed a day in their life. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at poetry, but I love you.
0
0
Valentine's Day cards are the Hallmark of relationships. Literally. Hallmark should start offering relationship counseling too – "Did our card not quite fix things? Try our 'Sorry I Forgot Our Anniversary' bouquet, complete with a mini self-help book.
Post a Comment