5 Jokes For Valentine's Day Card

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 31 2024

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The Forgetful Spouse

Remembering Valentine's Day
My spouse got me a Valentine's Day card that said, "You're the light of my life." I appreciated the sentiment, but isn't that what you say when someone's about to be interrogated on a crime show?

The Overachiever

Setting Unrealistic Expectations
Ever got a Valentine's Day card that said, "You're my everything"? Now my partner's wondering why I haven't figured out how to be in multiple places at once. I just wanted to express love, not become a superhero!

The Technology-Addicted Lover

Digital vs. Traditional Romance
My partner and I exchanged virtual Valentine's Day cards. They said, "It's the thought that counts." I thought, "Great, because I put a lot of thought into not having to go to the store.

The Budget-Friendly Lover

Finding Cheap Romance
My Valentine's Day card had a picture of a sunset and said, "Our love is like a priceless work of art." Well, it was more like a drawing from a kindergarten class, but hey, Picasso had to start somewhere, right?

The Procrastinator

Last-Minute Rush
My partner asked, "Did you get the card?" I confidently said yes and handed them a Valentine's Day card that still had the receipt in it. Nothing says love like a paper trail.

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