9 Jokes For Two Nuns

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Updated on: Jul 09 2025

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Two nuns were in a tennis match. One said, 'I've got a divine serve.' The other replied, 'Don't get too ecclesiastical about it.
Two nuns went on a ski trip. One said, 'I've never done this before.' The other replied, 'Just pray for snow!
Two nuns were at a basketball game. One said, 'I hope our prayers help them score!' The other replied, 'Let's just cheer loudly.
Two nuns were gardening when a tomato fell. One said, 'A sign from heaven!' The other said, 'It's just a tomato.
Two nuns were driving when a vampire suddenly appeared. One said, 'Quick, show him the crucifix!' The other replied, 'No, let's just drive a little faster.
Two nuns were at a comedy show. One said, 'I hope this brings us some good habits.' The other chuckled, 'Let's pray it does!
Two nuns were painting a room. One says, 'I think we missed a spot.' The other replies, 'The Lord will notice.
Two nuns were at a horse race. One said, 'I'm placing my bet on Faithful Spirit.' The other replied, 'I'll stick with Divine Luck.
What did one nun say to the other while driving? 'I think we're on the straight and narrow!'

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