5 Jokes For Two Nuns

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 09 2025

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The Confession Booth Chronicles

Nuns navigating modern technology
I asked Sister Mary how she deals with autocorrect. She said, 'Oh, we've formed a little prayer group. Every time autocorrect changes 'holy water' to 'hot water,' we just say a Hail Mary and hope no one notices.'

Holy Cooking Showdown

Nuns in a cooking competition
Sister Margaret accidentally dropped a pan, and Sister Theresa gasped, 'That's a sin!' Margaret said, 'No, sister, it's just a baking sheet.' I've never seen nuns argue so much about gluten and salvation.

Nun-sense Gym

Nuns attempting a fitness class
They tried yoga too. Sister Catherine attempted the downward dog, but it looked more like a confused penguin. Sister Mary tried the tree pose, and well, let's just say that tree was leaning more than usual.

The Heavenly Carpool

Nuns dealing with transportation challenges
They got pulled over by a cop, and he asked, 'Do you know how fast you were going?' Sister Agatha replied, 'We're on the express lane to salvation, officer.' The cop let them go with a warning, probably hoping for some divine intervention on his next performance review.

The Bingo Brawl

Nuns at a high-stakes bingo game
Sister Agnes was on fire, winning left and right. Sister Bernadette was getting frustrated, so she pulled out a secret weapon – a ruler. She declared, 'I will not let Sister Agnes measure her way to salvation!'

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