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Why did the two nuns start a fashion line? They wanted to bring some 'divine' style!
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Did you hear about the two nuns who started a bakery? They kneaded the dough!
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Why did the two nuns join the theater troupe? They wanted to act out their blessings!
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Why did the two nuns go to the baseball game? They heard the Angels were playing!
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Why did the two nuns start a music band? They wanted to spread some 'holy' tunes!
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Why did the two nuns become fishermen? They heard the fish were schooling!
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Why did the two nuns start a landscaping business? Because they wanted to make the world a little holier!
Nun Shall Pass
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Two nuns walk into a toll booth. I'm thinking, Do they get a heavenly discount, or are they on a mission to turn spare change into blessings? I can just imagine the toll collector saying, That'll be three Our Fathers and a Hail Mary, please.
Nun of Your Business
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Two nuns walk into a gossip circle. Now, that's a plot twist. I mean, aren't nuns supposed to be masters of keeping secrets? I bet they were there to sprinkle holy water on rumors and give blessings to juicy tidbits.
Heavenly Wi-Fi
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I heard these two nuns discussing the merits of a good internet connection. I thought, Sisters, you're praying for high-speed Wi-Fi? Is that the divine intervention we need in the 21st century? I can imagine them trying to stream the holy scriptures without any buffering interruptions.
The Holy Grin
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So, two nuns walk into a comedy club and start laughing before the comedian even says anything. I'm thinking, Do they have divine foresight or just a killer sense of humor? Maybe they've already heard all the jokes during confession and are just here for the encore.
The Habit of Humor
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Two nuns walk into a comedy club. Now, that's a punchline in itself, right? I'm thinking, are they here to confess their sins or just to witness the sinfully good jokes? I bet they were expecting a heavenly performance, but little did they know they'd be faced with a stand-up sinner.
The Nun's Code
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I overheard two nuns discussing secret codes. I was like, Are they plotting to overthrow the Vatican or just trying to crack the heavenly WiFi password? Maybe there's a sacred emoji language that only nuns understand. Three praying hands and a halo – that means 'meet me in the chapel.'
Holy Smokes!
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Alright, so I heard about these two nuns walking into a bar. I thought, What, are they on a spiritual pub crawl or something? I mean, I've heard of bar hopping, but this is taking it to a whole new level. Maybe they were trying to turn water into wine and just needed a little divine inspiration.
Nunchucks
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I spotted two nuns at the martial arts supply store. I thought, Is there a secret order of kung fu nuns that I don't know about? I can picture them in their habits, gracefully flipping nunchucks and delivering sermons with roundhouse kicks. Hallelujah meets high kick!
Nun Sense
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I heard about these two nuns who started a podcast. I mean, if there's anyone who knows how to keep things hush-hush, it's gotta be nuns, right? But imagine the dilemma when they have to rate a movie with explicit scenes. Well, Sister Mary, I give it two Hail Marys and a fast-forward.
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