16 Jokes For Two Nuns

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Updated on: Jul 09 2025

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Why did the two nuns start a fashion line? They wanted to bring some 'divine' style!
Did you hear about the two nuns who started a bakery? They kneaded the dough!
Why did the two nuns join the theater troupe? They wanted to act out their blessings!
Why did the two nuns go to the baseball game? They heard the Angels were playing!
Why did the two nuns start a music band? They wanted to spread some 'holy' tunes!
Why did the two nuns become fishermen? They heard the fish were schooling!
Why did the two nuns start a landscaping business? Because they wanted to make the world a little holier!

Nun Shall Pass

Two nuns walk into a toll booth. I'm thinking, Do they get a heavenly discount, or are they on a mission to turn spare change into blessings? I can just imagine the toll collector saying, That'll be three Our Fathers and a Hail Mary, please.

Nun of Your Business

Two nuns walk into a gossip circle. Now, that's a plot twist. I mean, aren't nuns supposed to be masters of keeping secrets? I bet they were there to sprinkle holy water on rumors and give blessings to juicy tidbits.

Heavenly Wi-Fi

I heard these two nuns discussing the merits of a good internet connection. I thought, Sisters, you're praying for high-speed Wi-Fi? Is that the divine intervention we need in the 21st century? I can imagine them trying to stream the holy scriptures without any buffering interruptions.

The Holy Grin

So, two nuns walk into a comedy club and start laughing before the comedian even says anything. I'm thinking, Do they have divine foresight or just a killer sense of humor? Maybe they've already heard all the jokes during confession and are just here for the encore.

The Habit of Humor

Two nuns walk into a comedy club. Now, that's a punchline in itself, right? I'm thinking, are they here to confess their sins or just to witness the sinfully good jokes? I bet they were expecting a heavenly performance, but little did they know they'd be faced with a stand-up sinner.

The Nun's Code

I overheard two nuns discussing secret codes. I was like, Are they plotting to overthrow the Vatican or just trying to crack the heavenly WiFi password? Maybe there's a sacred emoji language that only nuns understand. Three praying hands and a halo – that means 'meet me in the chapel.'

Holy Smokes!

Alright, so I heard about these two nuns walking into a bar. I thought, What, are they on a spiritual pub crawl or something? I mean, I've heard of bar hopping, but this is taking it to a whole new level. Maybe they were trying to turn water into wine and just needed a little divine inspiration.

Nunchucks

I spotted two nuns at the martial arts supply store. I thought, Is there a secret order of kung fu nuns that I don't know about? I can picture them in their habits, gracefully flipping nunchucks and delivering sermons with roundhouse kicks. Hallelujah meets high kick!

Nun Sense

I heard about these two nuns who started a podcast. I mean, if there's anyone who knows how to keep things hush-hush, it's gotta be nuns, right? But imagine the dilemma when they have to rate a movie with explicit scenes. Well, Sister Mary, I give it two Hail Marys and a fast-forward.

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