7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For twisted

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats.

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust.

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